This is a critique post, meaning: If you have any input, or see anything off about Yuffie feel free to to poke me at it here! Comments are screened, IP addresses are off, and anonymous ones are allowed also. However, if someone gives me the reason to switch this (ie: outright trolling), it will change and comments will still be screened, however anonymous ones won't be allowed. Construction criticism on the other hand will be taken seriously and maturely.
Okay, I think it's finally sunk in that he isn't acting creepy like he used to...that just makes him creepier what kind of alternate universe is this?!
Anyway, it's been a little while since I said this, so I'm gonna go ahead and refresh you guys. I happen to be The Great Ninja Yuffie! And what does that mean for you? Easy! You simply get to bask in my awesome. Unless you're a bad guy, then you're pretty much outta luck, because there's no warrior here who's faster, more skilled, graceful, better at planning super-secret parties or beautiful than me!
Bet you were all wondering where I was all this time, aren't you? Wouldn't you like to know.
[Yuffie's comm comes on. Nothing can be heard at first cuz she's a ninja, but then she begins to speak into it quietly.]
I've been tracking this guy for...long enough now, and soon you're going to get to see the Great Ninja in all of my awesome ninja action. People try to get what they need here, but I have my needs too, ya know? I've been going through withdrawals! So I'm gonna see if anyone has anything of value I can offer to take off their hands...
Let's see what passerby number one might have, now. He looks cool. Maybe he'll have something I can have.
I think this calls for a celebration! Happy Birthday Yuffie, and may you never get serious and depressing like Cloud and Vincent, yeah!
Speaking of which, you guys will totally have to celebrate this with me! I'm not going to take no for an answer, and I'll track you down if I have to! You know I can.
You'll need to find a way to pay me, but I'll give you guys a discount. Vincent, give me that lightning materia and we'll call it even, huh? Anyone else can join in too! Even...eh. The Turks.